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Funny Hockey Signs
Funny Hockey Signs
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Welcome to our Hockey Haven, where passion meets puck! Explore our collection of hockey signs that speak the language of every true fan. Whether you're decking out your man cave, adding character to your office, or surprising the hockey enthusiast in your life, our signs score big on humor and nostalgia.
🏒 "Jesus Saves" - Channel divine goaltending vibes and let this sign be your spirit animal on the ice.
🚽 "Peeing on the seat is like hitting the post on an empty net. Don’t hit the post!" - Because precision matters, even off the rink. Aim true in both the bathroom and on the score sheet.
🤐 "NO CHIRPING IN THE PENALTY BOX" - Silence is golden when you're serving time. Keep the banter on ice and let this sign be the referee of your verbal game.
😊 "This is my happy place" - Welcome to the sanctuary of every hockey heart. Let the sticks, pucks, and good times collide in your personal arena.
⏳ "Old Time Hockey" - Embrace the nostalgia, lace up your skates, and let the echoes of hockey history resonate in your space.
Each sign is a celebration of the humor, camaraderie, and timelessness of the great game. Crafted with a dash of wit and a sprinkle of nostalgia, these signs are more than décor; they're a statement of your love for hockey. So, gear up, dive in, and surround yourself with the puck-perfect ambiance that only our hockey signs can deliver. Let the game begin, even when you're off the ice! 🏒🚀
Materials
Materials
Puck: Rubber
Wristband: Hockey Laces
T-Shirts: 100% Cotton
Pad Budder/Glove Spray: Secret Formula! ;)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
N/A
Dimensions
Dimensions
Puck: 6 inches (15.24 cm) in diameter and 1 inch (2.54 cm) thick.
Wristband: One size fits all. Our wristband will have a circumference of around 6 (15.24cm) - 8 inches (20.32 cm). Keep in mind that these are just general estimates, and actual dimensions may vary.
All Apparel:
Small: Chest: 34-36 inches, Waist: 30-32 inches
Medium: Chest: 38-40 inches, Waist: 32-33 inches
Large: Chest: 42-44 inches, Waist: 33-34 inches
X-Large: Chest: 46-48 inches, Waist: 36-38 inches
Pad Budder/Glove Spray: N/A
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Puck: Just hit the net...
Wristband: Washable, let air dry.
T-Shirts: Wash and dryer safe!
Pad Budder: Keep in a cool dry place.
Congrats Spencer!
Congratulations Spencer Taylor, a Whiteout Pro Hockey Puck user, on his first pro hockey debut! This is a huge accomplishment and a testament to your hard work, dedication, and talent on the ice. We know you will continue to make us proud as you take your game to the next level. Wishing you all the best as you embark on this exciting new chapter in your hockey career. Go out there and show them what you're made of!
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Mark your calendars and get ready to shop till you drop with our free shipping offer. We are working hard to make it happen as soon as possible. Keep an eye out for more information and updates on the launch date.
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Hassle-Free Exchanges
We understand that sometimes things don't work out as planned, that's why we want to make exchanging your purchase as easy as possible.
Our policy allows you to exchange your item(s) for a different size, color, or even a different product. All you have to do is contact us within the specified time frame and let us know what you would like to exchange. We will take care of the rest.